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Will someone get married already so I can have an excuse to barter my first born?

I don’t care if JLo already wore this. I need this dress. 

Will someone get married already so I can have an excuse to barter my first born?

I don’t care if JLo already wore this. I need this dress. 

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Maaaaaaaaaaaa props.

Seriously, he’s got some serious moves. I’m jelly.

xo

Source: ZiL 

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Happy Birthday @JohnnieWalker00, the cutest baby bro baby J could ever give me. Love you to pieces xo

Happy Birthday @JohnnieWalker00, the cutest baby bro baby J could ever give me. Love you to pieces xo

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drivesmecrazzyy-deactivated2011 asked: You're so cute!

Ummm, actually…you are. xo

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Bucket List 1.0

Here are just a few things I’d like to accomplish before I become one with the Earth.

  • Lose 3lbs. 
  • Take a Champagne Shower.
  • Have a Pinkberry frozen yogurt dispenser in my kitchen with unlimited toppings.
  • Tell my Facebook Friends how I really feel about them.
  • Fist bump the President.
  • Motor boat Bradley Cooper. 
  • Ballroom dance with Aziz Ansari.
  • Learn to Salsa.
  • Prepare a meal that doesn’t involve cereal or hot pockets.
  • Do it with no hands.
  • And last but not least, before I die I’d like to DJ. 

I’ve contemplated running away to DJ school in France many-a-times, but have never had the cojones to actually do so. 

I’ve got the wiki-wiki, headphone sandwiched between ear and shoulder move down pat, but If push came to shove I don’t think I’d be able to perform in front of a large group of people.

I have all the components that would make up my DJ set pretty much put together: songs I would mix, my outfit which just so happens to include knee high tube socks, a super cool head nod, etc. The only thing that’s missing is the actual skill. Can someone help me out because 2012 is right around the corner and I’m not sure if shit is going down, basement, but you know, I’d like to be prepared just in case. 

xo

Filed under Bucket List NYC DJ Lessons

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Crossing fingers this issue also contains fake Q&As about what men really think! I love being reassured that my man won’t cheat as long as I cook for him, pretend to be someone I’m not, and let him sleep with other women! Yay! Thanks Cosmo!

Crossing fingers this issue also contains fake Q&As about what men really think! I love being reassured that my man won’t cheat as long as I cook for him, pretend to be someone I’m not, and let him sleep with other women! Yay! Thanks Cosmo!

(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)